dumb idea

In my house high as a kite just looking at a dancing rat but i don't know if the rat is real or fake but either way that is one cool ass rat. I guess since i'm high as hell and i dont want to spend the rest of my day in the house i guess i'll walk down the street or some shit like that. Walking down the street and i see a long line in front of Blatitattat so i cut it because i know nobody aint going to say nothing to me cause im me. So i walk into the shop and i see Smooky that fool over there bout to get a tattoo on his shoulder, shit im bout to fuck this man up hahaha. Let me see what im gone put on his shoulder since he always talking bout packages im going to put that. So im finally over here and smooky says"put dis pic my of nephew on my shoulder. Since i put a mask on  cover my mouth he didnt know it was me man this nigga dumb oh well so i start and he close his eyes. when i finally finish he opens his eyes and say"what the fuck" and i start to run and he sits there in shock.